Happy Belated New Year!!

Just around five months late, but who’s counting? Besides noone reads this shit anyway, and if you do well, y’know, it could be worse. It could’ve been your girlfriend’s period that was 5 months late. You’d have to go to some back alley in Russia to ‘treat’ her that late into the pregnancy. But instead it’s just my new year post that’s five months late. Puts things into perspective, doesn’t it?

Anyways, I was feeling a bit down and decided to check this site out again. I started reading some  of the shit I wrote a while back and, weirdly enough, I managed to cheer myself up. Man, I was pretty fucking funny. Like that entry a couple posts down with the quotes and shit. I was reading that and since it’s been a while since I wrote it, and haven’t really paid any mind to any of this in a long time, it seemed fresh. And from an outsider’s point of view, I was pretty impressed. I actually feel I was funnier then than I am now, but then again, I’m pretty sure I thought I was funnier even further back when than I was then, and so on and so forth.

According to that rationale, I guess I must’ve been like a wrinkly brown George Carlin when I first popped out my mom’s pussy and have slowly become less funny the older I’ve gotten.

Maybe not that far, but for some reason I do have this notion that I was at my funniest in middle school. I don’t know if it was because I was truly that funny in middle school or because typical middle schoolers will laugh at any fucking thing, and I just used their easily manipulated funny bones to stroke my ego, but I remember being the fucking shit in middle school.

now I remember why I don’t post on here more often, I get started, write a couple paragraphs, get distracted and then don’t feel like finishing it. I’ll come back and finish this later maybe. God I need to stop being lazy. This shit is killing me.