So I guess I’m sexy now

I don’t know what has happened these last six months or so. Well now actually that I typed that, it’s very likely that this might’ve happened before six months ago and I just didn’t notice since I had lost my license and was restricted to staying in the party house the whole semester, but in any case, now is when I’m finally starting to reap the benefits.

Not to toot my own horn, as I now have plenty of girls to do it for me, but I’m pretty sure my sex appeal somehow skyrocketed recently. I am now fucking the three hottest girls I’ve ever gotten the chance to fuck, all at once. Not simultaneously, like a foursome or anything (yet anyways), but y’know fucking one one day, another a different day and so on and so forth.

Here’s the funny part though. Everything else in my life is pretty shit right now. I’m broke, unemployed, lost my license again for 3 months, and am not doing so hot in school. I haven’t even filled out my fafsa or registered for next year. I’m still a full blown stoner, slacker and loser for the most part except that bitches want my dick now. Like I’ve never been that unfortunate in that department, but it’s just this sudden boom that’s got me confused.

I mean, like yeah I’ve had more than 3 chicks interested me at once before, that in itself is no big deal. I’m latin (white chicks love me), funny, not obese and generally just don’t give a fuck. But the most shocking part about it is how hot these chicks are, and that I’m not any one of them’s boyfriend. We’re just fucking to fuck, which is awesome. In all honesty, as my motivation behind grades and life overall has slowly degraded and I’ve gradually gotten more of a “Fuck it” attitude, more so than ever before, I feel that this appeals highly to hotter chicks (like 8s, 9s and 10s).

I mean most guys they talk to are either completely in love with them for no reason (refer to whatever post I did about my ex-gf where I held her up to unreasonable standards) and annoy the fuck out of them with incessant texts and shit or are trying so hard to impress them and get into their pants that it’s just ridiculously transparent and kinda pitiful.

Girl 1: Number one because she’s the only one of the three I’d date. Smart, cool to hang out with, and has the nicest ass of the three. We knew each other from a while back and just on a bored day asked to her to smoke a bowl with me on facebook and she did. Not gonna lie, at first yeah I was just trying to get in her pants, but she wasn’t ‘easy’. We were just friends for a good bit of time. A longer amount of time than I would grant most girls I was just trying to fool around with, but I actually enjoyed hanging out with her and her friends and shit so hung around them …

TO BE CONTINUED

and there I go again getting distracted and not finishing a post. Later guys.